This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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