all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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