Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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