Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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