Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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