TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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