I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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