This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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