Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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