her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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