I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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