and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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