my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
