did you get engaged???
I will die if light touches me.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Randomize
