Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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