I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
