yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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