is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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