We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
