i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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