i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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