yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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