Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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