But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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