Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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