Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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