Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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