what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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