The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
do herpes really smell.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Randomize
