That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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