Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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