i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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