People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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