i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I need moral support for this bender
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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