Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
why is half of my head shaved?
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