Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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