I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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