Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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