I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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