i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize
