Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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