D3 body, D1 cock
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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