it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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