I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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