Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Can I color on your dick again?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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