I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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