Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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