Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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