oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Randomize
