Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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