your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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