It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Every concussion has its silver lining
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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