Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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