I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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