the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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