Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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