I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Text me some of your sweat
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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